What kind of tool box could $3,000 buy?

wohngeistWhen I see the lengths to which hipsters will go in search of authenticity, I’m rarely as shocked as when I stumbled upon the Wongheist tool set. At $3,000, it’s easily the most ridiculous extravagance I’ve seen this year. The contents are as follows:

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  • screwdrivers
    • small flat
      • shorter
      • longer
    • large flat
      • shorter
      • longer
    • phillips #2
    • driver
      • Bits
        • phillips, torx, allen, etc. about 8-12 bits in all
  • Pliers
    • linemans pliers
    • channel locks
    • dykes
  • hammer
  • half round rasp
  • Measurement and Layout
    • folding rule
    • square
    • marking pencil
  • allen key set
  • 1” chisel
  • awl
  • swiss army knife
  • Wooden case

That’s a total of 18 hand tools and a box for $3k. That’s $166 per tool, unless this is a $200 box. Then, we’re still talking $156 per tool. I truly the pity the fool who buys this thing.